WOW WHAT THE FUCK....

Wow tonight was the craziest poker I've ever seen. It was fucking ridiculous. I should have won about 1600$ but only won 150$ even after losing an 800BB pot! All I can say is WOW AND WTF!...

Pokerhand isn't working so here is a few hands...

My biggest three losing hands from the night all came from the same fucking donk running 83/20 over 170 hands. Here they are, the last one is B-E-A-UTIFUL!

Hand #45622740-55286 at Ladson (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/Sep/07 02:03:26

j_blinder is at seat 0 with $200.
bongsrbest99 is at seat 1 with $89.40.
pimp2364 is at seat 2 with $869.10.
papabigbaler is at seat 3 with $200.
buffet7 is at seat 4 with $548.75.
The Sicko is at seat 5 with $198.
The button is at seat 4.

The Sicko posts the small blind of $1.
j_blinder posts the big blind of $2.

j_blinder: -- --
bongsrbest99: -- --
pimp2364: -- --
papabigbaler: Ad Ah
buffet7: -- --
The Sicko: -- --

Pre-flop:

bongsrbest99 folds. pimp2364 raises to $4.
papabigbaler re-raises to $15. buffet7 folds. The
Sicko folds. j_blinder calls. pimp2364 calls.

Flop (board: 3s Jc Kh):

j_blinder checks. pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler
bets $38. j_blinder calls. pimp2364 calls.

Turn (board: 3s Jc Kh Ac):

j_blinder checks. pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler
bets $126. j_blinder folds. pimp2364 calls.

River (board: 3s Jc Kh Ac 7c):

pimp2364 bets $2. papabigbaler goes all-in for $21.
pimp2364 calls.



Showdown:

papabigbaler shows Ad Ah.
papabigbaler has Ad Ah Jc Kh Ac: three aces.
pimp2364 shows Ts Qs.
pimp2364 has Ts Qs Jc Kh Ac: straight, ace high.


Hand #45622740-55286 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $454.
pimp2364 wins $451 with straight, ace high.
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Hand #45622740-55283 at Ladson (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/Sep/07 01:59:26

j_blinder is at seat 0 with $193.
bongsrbest99 is at seat 1 with $96.40.
pimp2364 is at seat 2 with $680.35.
papabigbaler is at seat 3 with $298.55.
buffet7 is at seat 4 with $471.75.
FISH_KILLERZ is at seat 5 with $366.65.
The button is at seat 1.

pimp2364 posts the small blind of $1.
papabigbaler posts the big blind of $2.

j_blinder: -- --
bongsrbest99: -- --
pimp2364: -- --
papabigbaler: Td Ts
buffet7: -- --
FISH_KILLERZ: -- --

Pre-flop:

buffet7 folds. FISH_KILLERZ folds. j_blinder raises
to $7. bongsrbest99 folds. pimp2364 calls.
papabigbaler re-raises to $32. j_blinder folds.
pimp2364 calls.

Flop (board: 7c Jd Kd):

pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler bets $54. pimp2364
calls.

Turn (board: 7c Jd Kd Ad):

pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler checks.

River (board: 7c Jd Kd Ad As):

pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler bets $132. pimp2364
calls.



Showdown:

papabigbaler shows Td Ts.
papabigbaler has Td Ts Kd Ad As: two pair, aces and tens.
pimp2364 shows Kh Tc.
pimp2364 has Kh Jd Kd Ad As: two pair, aces and kings.


Hand #45622740-55283 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $443.
pimp2364 wins $440 with two pair, aces and kings.
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Hand #45622740-55365 at Ladson (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/Sep/07 03:03:32

j_blinder is at seat 0 with $246.70.
ddsgolf is at seat 1 with $78.80.
pimp2364 is at seat 2 with $1189.95.
papabigbaler is at seat 3 with $804.95.
walker2323 is at seat 4 with $404.
Johnny X is at seat 5 with $202.25.
The button is at seat 4.

Johnny X posts the small blind of $1.
j_blinder posts the big blind of $2.

j_blinder: -- --
ddsgolf: -- --
pimp2364: -- --
papabigbaler: Kc Ks
walker2323: -- --
Johnny X: -- --

Pre-flop:

ddsgolf calls. pimp2364 raises to $25. papabigbaler
re-raises to $80. walker2323 folds. Johnny X folds.
j_blinder folds. ddsgolf folds. pimp2364 calls.


Flop (board: Qs 8c 8s):

pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler bets $115. pimp2364
raises to $400. papabigbaler goes all-in for $724.95.
pimp2364 calls.

Turn (board: Qs 8c 8s 3d):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Qs 8c 8s 3d 3s):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

papabigbaler shows Kc Ks.
papabigbaler has Kc Ks Qs 8c 8s: two pair, kings and eights.
pimp2364 shows 3h 8d.
pimp2364 has 3h 8d 8c 8s 3d: full house, eights full of threes.


Hand #45622740-55365 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $1614.90.
pimp2364 wins $1611.90 with full house, eights full of threes.
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And a few winners:


Hand #45622740-55331 at Ladson (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/Sep/07 02:37:02

j_blinder is at seat 0 with $204.20.
Flushed_Out25 is at seat 1 with $222.70.
pimp2364 is at seat 2 with $1371.75.
papabigbaler is at seat 3 with $292.50.
buffet7 is at seat 4 with $403.35.
The button is at seat 4.

j_blinder posts the small blind of $1.
Flushed_Out25 posts the big blind of $2.

j_blinder: -- --
Flushed_Out25: -- --
pimp2364: -- --
papabigbaler: 6s 6h
buffet7: -- --

Pre-flop:

pimp2364 raises to $4. papabigbaler calls. buffet7
re-raises to $19. j_blinder calls. Flushed_Out25
folds. pimp2364 calls. papabigbaler calls.

Flop (board: 7c 2h 6d):

j_blinder checks. pimp2364 checks. papabigbaler
bets $52. buffet7 calls. j_blinder folds.
pimp2364 folds.

Turn (board: 7c 2h 6d Ad):

papabigbaler checks. buffet7 bets $46. papabigbaler
raises to $101. buffet7 goes all-in for $332.35.
papabigbaler goes all-in for $221.50. buffet7 is
returned $110.85 (uncalled).

River (board: 7c 2h 6d Ad 5s):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

buffet7 shows Jc Js.
buffet7 has Jc Js 7c 6d Ad: a pair of jacks.
papabigbaler shows 6s 6h.
papabigbaler has 6s 6h 7c 6d Ad: three sixes.


Hand #45622740-55331 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $625.
papabigbaler wins $623 with three sixes.
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Hand #45622852-38513 at Northampton (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/Sep/07 01:05:16

papabigbaler is at seat 0 with $332.40.
newattitude is at seat 1 with $288.75.
Elimidonk is at seat 2 with $188.85.
britboy33 is at seat 3 with $112.65.
acdcc11 is at seat 4 with $510.40.
Piggy_Banksta is at seat 5 with $479.50.
The button is at seat 3.

acdcc11 posts the small blind of $1.
Piggy_Banksta posts the big blind of $2.

papabigbaler: 2c 2h
newattitude: -- --
Elimidonk: -- --
britboy33: -- --
acdcc11: -- --
Piggy_Banksta: -- --

Pre-flop:

papabigbaler raises to $7. newattitude calls.
Elimidonk folds. britboy33 calls. acdcc11 calls.
Piggy_Banksta folds.

Flop (board: Kc 2s Jd):

acdcc11 checks. papabigbaler bets $22. newattitude
folds. britboy33 folds. acdcc11 calls.

Turn (board: Kc 2s Jd 4h):

acdcc11 checks. papabigbaler bets $59. acdcc11
calls.

River (board: Kc 2s Jd 4h Js):

acdcc11 checks. papabigbaler bets $148. acdcc11
calls.



Showdown:

papabigbaler shows 2c 2h.
papabigbaler has 2c 2h 2s Jd Js: full house, deuces full of jacks.
acdcc11 mucks cards.
(acdcc11 has Ac Kd.)


Hand #45622852-38513 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $488.
papabigbaler wins $485 with full house, deuces full of jacks.
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Hand #45622740-55355 at Ladson (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/Sep/07 02:55:35

j_blinder is at seat 0 with $225.40.
ddsgolf is at seat 1 with $48.
pimp2364 is at seat 2 with $1608.05.
papabigbaler is at seat 3 with $600.
walker2323 is at seat 4 with $200.
Johnny X is at seat 5 with $215.25.
The button is at seat 0.

ddsgolf posts the small blind of $1.
pimp2364 posts the big blind of $2.

j_blinder: -- --
ddsgolf: -- --
pimp2364: -- --
papabigbaler: Ts Jc
Johnny X: -- --

Pre-flop:

papabigbaler raises to $7. Johnny X folds.
j_blinder folds. ddsgolf folds. pimp2364 calls.

Flop (board: 8h 7h 9h):

pimp2364 bets $15. papabigbaler calls.

Turn (board: 8h 7h 9h 2s):

pimp2364 bets $45. papabigbaler calls.

River (board: 8h 7h 9h 2s Kc):

pimp2364 bets $135. papabigbaler calls.



Showdown:

pimp2364 shows 2h 9s.
pimp2364 has 2h 9s 9h 2s Kc: two pair, nines and deuces.
papabigbaler shows Ts Jc.
papabigbaler has Ts Jc 8h 7h 9h: straight, jack high.


Hand #45622740-55355 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $405.
papabigbaler wins $403 with straight, jack high.
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Today: +$151.60
Stakes: UB 200NL
Hands: 1,510

September:+$1,192.85
Hands: 6,924